im having a threesome with these popsicles
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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