Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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