Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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