you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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