ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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