Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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