Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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