I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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