You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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