I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think im going to throw up on grandma
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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