my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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