Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I need water and some morals
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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