I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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