I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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