So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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He felt like a one man threesome
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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