I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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