i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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