Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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