i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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