where am i from again
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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