sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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