I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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