Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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