sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
