I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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