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You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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