sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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