Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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