butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
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it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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