I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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