4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
if only i could text you this smell
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Your cock deserves a montage
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...