come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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