Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
please come you make the beer taste better
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I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head