South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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