I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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