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  The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.

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• (650): View more from California

  I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.

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