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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I love you

  (720): View more from Colorado

  are you drunk

  (440): View more from Ohio

  yes but I def love you, we should get married

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  But I'm Jewish

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  embrace Jesus

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I wish i was in the wii world.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.

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  My kitchen gets me.

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• (650): View more from California

  Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.

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  That's my way of saying I miss you

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