What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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