She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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