I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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