we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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