They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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