You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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