I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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