look no pants
My hand turned me down
Don't EVER smell your tampon
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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