Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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