so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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