So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My dick has a subreddit
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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