HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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