I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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