don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize
