can we get nightvision for the apartment?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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