Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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